Firestarter - The Rants of a Pyrophile

good day ladies n gentlemen,

its ur head stewardess speaking. thank u for flying wiv pyrophile airlines. bad choice u made. who in their right mind would fly 'pyrophile airlines'?? unless u're pyrophiles 2, in which case i reckon u made da right choice. neways, da exits are here, here n here. n u better pay attention coz if u dont n dis plane crashes, god help u!

i make a good air hostess no? ahaha(my nu laugh). i'm kinda pelik2 la lately. i no y kot. tapi taknak la cakap. ahaha(good innit my nu laugh). me thinks sum of u no y jugak kot. neway...football season started oledi!! woohoo!! me lyk, me lyk. y'day watched da everton united game. good match dat. 2nyts arsenal match cant watch. can a bit je kot. fate plays a cruel card fer me. i have to go back 2 uni. huhu. sedey dah. banyak gile keje kene siapkan. have to read a book by a guy called perves hoodbhoy (makes u wonder wot his friends call him). ahaha. still tak habes bace lagi. islam n science is muy interesante n dis hoodbhoy person managed to kill all da interest out of it.

me thinks dats it fer now. gtg siap kan barang2. bringing my nu total 90 to uni. gonna play sum football now. ahaha. dunno if still can fit my umbro football boots tho. dah lame tak pakai. i managed to practice on a few ball skills. in da house nonetheless. banyak dah kene marah. especially ngan kaklong. she threatened to pancitkan da ball if i dun stop. ahaha. i gots skills!!

okie den. now i'm really gonna go. hasta luego ladies n gents. thank u fer choosing pyrophile airlines. if u're not too traumatised, please come again.

khairun 'friendly skies' baharuddin